Stupid Riddles 💩 in 2025

Why couldn’t the giraffe go on the theme park rides?

What do you get if you cross a car with a sheep?

Why didn’t the goldfish manage to change the light-bulb?

Why did no one trust the lion?

What kitchen implement are eggs most afraid of?

What did the strawberry say to the cherry?

Why did the banana get kicked out of the bar?

Why did the green bean miss class?

Why wasn’t the almond allowed to join the club?

What do you get when you cross your foot with a loaf of bread?

Why was the nacho so upset?

Why did the soup win the race?

What do a horse-drawn carriage and a car have in common?

Which is a boat’s least favorite vegetable?

What do amphibians and cars have in common?

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

What do basketballers also dunk other than a basketball?

What’s a soccer player’s favorite color?

Why did the amateur golfer wear two pairs of shorts?

What do tennis players and waiters have in common?