Dad Riddles 👨 in 2023

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?

A man fell off of a 100-foot ladder, but he didn’t get hurt. How is this possible?

What is at the end of everything?

Where can you find cities, towns, and streets but no people?

If your mother is from Iceland, and your father is from Cuba, what are you?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

What question can never be answered with a Yes?

Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?

The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?

A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?

Why didn’t the car feel well?

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How could he see her?

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

I’m flat when I’m new. I’m fat when you use me, then flat again when something sharp touches me. What am I?

What travels around the world but never leaves the corner?

How many seconds are there in one year?

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What has teeth but cannot bite?

What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?

What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?

There were two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?

What has many keys, but cannot open a door?

How would your dad say is the best way to count cows?

What does your father call an obese psychic?

When you’re dad is the first one into the swimming pool and you ask, “How’s the water,” what will he say?

When it’s alive we sing, when it dies we clap. What is it?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A single Dad named Mark was left to raise 3 kids… Billy, Harry, & Mark.

Billy left for college in 2019.
Harry left in 2020.
Mark left in 2023.

Who left first?

What does you dad answer when you ask him what the movie he’s watching is about?

A full bus was traveling over a bridge. No one gets off the bus, but when it gets to the other side there isn’t a single person left. How is this possible?

What has no body and no nose?

If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

I have two hands, but no thumbs. What am I?

What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?

How can you make seven even?

You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others. What is it?

What relation to you would be your father’s sister’s sister in law be to you?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, but am not the letter e. What am I?

How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?

What are moving left to right, right now?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

If six children and two dogs weren’t under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Two fathers and two sons go fishing together in the same boat. They all catch a fish but the total catch for the day is three fish. How is this possible?

What’s mom and dad’s favorite ride at a fair?

What relation would your mother’s sister’s brother-in-law be to you?

What do you call a man that doesn’t use contraceptives?

How would your dad say is the best way to count cows?

There’s a day that comes around once a year
To celebrate the man you hold dear
He gave you life, love, and will pick you up if you fall
When it comes to guys like him, he’s the best of all.
Who is he?

What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?

What did the father Buffalo say to his son?

After you’ve awakened in the car which your father has been driving for a long distance, what does he say when you ask him where your are?

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

What’s black and white and blue?

What is bigger than an elephant yet weighs nothing.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

I run all around the pasture but never move. What am I?

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

I have one eye and it’s always open. What am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?

Who can shave a dozen times a day but still have a beard?

When was the last year that looked the same upside down and right side up?

The more you take away, the bigger I get. What am I?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

What’s black and white and read all over?

What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?

Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it?

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

What did the dollar say to the four quarters?

What has a bottom at the top?

Where does success come before work?

What instrument does a skeleton play?

I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Why are parents so boring?

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

What goes up but never comes back down?

What has four eyes and runs south?

I walked through a field of wheat, I picked up something good to eat. It was white and had no bone, in twenty-one days it walked alone. What did I pick up?

I run in and out of town all day and night. What am I?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Malcolm is the number of weeks of his fathers age treated as days and his grandfathers age in months. All three of their ages add up to 120 years. How old is Malcolm, his father and his grandfather?

What do you call your dad if he’s ice skating and falls through the ice?

What did the pirate dad say on his 80th birthday?

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What does a bicycle call its dad?

What did the pirate dad say on his 80th birthday?

What does your dad say when you ask him to make you a bowl of cereal?

When you made a mistake and gave your dad soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast, was he mad?

What tastes better than it smells?

The more there is of me the less you see. What am I?

I’m found in socks, scarves, and mittens. I’m found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?

Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?

What has four wheels and flies?

A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remain, what is it?

What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?

What is the hardest key to turn?

I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?

They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

A hundred feet in the air, but its back is on the ground. What is it?

What gets wet when drying?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and white when you are done with it?

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?

A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was to him. The inmate replies: “brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was the visitor to the inmate?

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?

Why are Fathers like parking spaces?

What do you call your dad if he’s ice skating and falls through the ice?

What does a dad say when after dinner, you ask to leave the table?

What falls often but never gets hurt?

How can a leopard change its spots?

I act like a cat, I look like a cat, yet I am not a cat. What am I?

It floats like a log. It looks likes a log. But it isn’t a log. What is it?

Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

What jack has a head but no body?

I know a word of letters three, add two more and less there will be. What word is it?

All about the house, with his partner he dances. Yet he always works, and never romances. What is he?

If you ask your father, “What’s on the TV,” what would his answer be?

What does your dad say when you ask him to make you a bowl of cereal?