Birthday Riddles 🎂 in 2023

Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?

How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad?

What’s something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents?

Why are birthdays good for your health?

Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?

What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?

What does every birthday end with?

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?

What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?

Why did the robber break into the bakery?

What kind of music is bad for balloons?

What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?

What kind of cake do ghosts like?

What does a turtle do on its birthday?

What do you say to a kangaroo on their birthday?

Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?

What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

What’s the cleanest type of birthday party joke?

What kind of cake do you eat if you are sick on your birthday?

Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?

What happens when your dad chugs 8 sodas at your birthday party?

What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?

What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?

How do cats bake cake?

What did the cake say to the fork?

What do mermaids do on their birthdays?

What is a tornado’s favorite party game?

Why did the cupcake cross the road?

Why don’t owls give each other presents on their birthdays?

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?

What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party?

Why is it a good idea to become friends with babies?

How come you didn’t get me a birthday present?

What was the elephant’s birthday wish?

What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?

What’s the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?

What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?

When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?

Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years?

What did the horse wish for on its birthday?

What did one candle say to the other?

Why couldn’t the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?

Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?

What is Elsa from Frozen‘s favorite part of a birthday cake?

What didn’t the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?

What is Moby Dick’s favorite way to celebrate his birthday?

What’s a sure sign you’re getting older?

What did one lion say to the other on its birthday?

How do you know you’re no longer a spring chicken?

What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?

A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?

Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?

Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You’ll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don’t want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?

A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?

Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What goes up but never comes down?

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration?

What did the cake say to the ice cream?

Why was the birthday cake so hard?

What did the cake say to the donut?

What happens if no one comes to your birthday party?

What kind of music do balloons hate?

Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?

Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?

Why couldn’t the pony sing happy birthday?

What did the cake say to the birthday girl?

Why don’t kids remember much about their past birthday parties?

Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?

Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party?

How do you know when you’re officially old?

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?

What will happen if you invite a thief to your birthday party?

What do cows sing at birthday parties?

What gets better with every birthday?

How do you know when you’re getting too old?

What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?

What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?

Why do people put candles on top of birthday cakes?

Why couldn’t the knot go to his friend’s birthday party?

What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who’s worried about turning older?