Stupid Riddles 💩 in 2023

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

I am known as a fruit but take out the first letter and the second letter, and you’ll call me an animal, and if you take away my first and last letters, I’ll be a musical genre. Who am I?

Why are chefs mean?

Why did the volcano get a fine?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

I am a word with more than 100 letters in it. What am I?

What does absolutely everything end in?

Why didn’t the cheetah buy a car?

What is a racket’s favorite veggie?

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Why did no one trust the lion?

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why was the nacho so upset?

How does the grim reaper like his coffee?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it.

As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?