Stupid Riddles 💩 in 2022
Stupid Riddles Riddles are a fun way to share interests, to make jokes, and to challenge friends and family with these verbal puzzles. Stupid riddles are those that near the ridiculous, with silly answers or difficult conclusions, and they are often popular due to these same factors.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
I am known as a fruit but take out the first letter and the second letter, and you’ll call me an animal, and if you take away my first and last letters, I’ll be a musical genre. Who am I?
Why did the volcano get a fine?
I am a word with more than 100 letters in it. What am I?
What does absolutely everything end in?
Why are chefs mean?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
What is a racket’s favorite veggie?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Why didn’t the cheetah buy a car?
Why did no one trust the lion?
How does the grim reaper like his coffee?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it.
As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?
My name is Railey. I changed my name to Corby. Then I changed it to John. And then I changed it to Colin and then I was called Arthur. What is my name?
What will grow bigger the more you end up taking away from it?
A plane crashed brutally with just a few survivors. It landed on the India-Pakistan border. Where did they bury the survivors?
In a one-storied pink house, everything in the house is pink in color. The lamp, the floor, the sofa, the TV and the kitchen too. So what color are the stairs?
They have eight fingers. They also have a pair of thumbs. But they aren’t alive. What are they?
It has a head at night but nothing in the morning, what is it?
A butcher was 5.6″, what does he weigh?
There are two coins that add up to 30 cents. One of these coins is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
What sport is a sheep’s favorite?
Why couldn’t the giraffe go on the theme park rides?
What do you get if you cross a car with a sheep?
Why didn’t the goldfish manage to change the light-bulb?
What kitchen implement are eggs most afraid of?
What did the strawberry say to the cherry?
Why did the banana get kicked out of the bar?
Why did the green bean miss class?
Why wasn’t the almond allowed to join the club?
What do you get when you cross your foot with a loaf of bread?
Why was the nacho so upset?
Why did the soup win the race?
What do a horse-drawn carriage and a car have in common?
Which is a boat’s least favorite vegetable?
What do amphibians and cars have in common?
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
What do basketballers also dunk other than a basketball?
What’s a soccer player’s favorite color?
Why did the amateur golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
What do tennis players and waiters have in common?
Which tree fits in your hand?
What do you get if you cross an x-ray with a feline
What was the lightning bolt’s nickname?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
What color socks do bears wear?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can’t her brother help her up?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
What has one horn and gives milk?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the laziest mountain in the world?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen
I have no eyes no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?
I make you cry but I am not human, I am alive until you start chew’en
What is in common between the letter T and an island?
I have no head, but I have an ear. Who am I?
How does the lion like his steak done?
Why did the fungi move house?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
What runs but doesn’t have any legs?
I begin with T, Have T in the middle, And end in T. What am I?
It is something bigger than God, worse than a devil, the poor population has it, and if you consume it, you will end up dying. What is it?
What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
How can you tell there’s “an elephant in the room?”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a tornado?
Why didn’t the toothless man like dessert?
Where do cow’s go on holiday?