Funny Riddles 😂 in 2022

If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?

This five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it… What is the word?

I Start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?

What goes up when the water comes down?

I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?

What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

What five-letter word stays the same when you take away the first, third, and last letter?

How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?

Why did the fly never land on the computer?

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

What falls down from great heights but is never injured?

A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink hat and pink walls lives in a pink bungalow. What color are her stairs?

Where would you take a sick boat?

What can make the octopus laugh?

You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?

I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

I saw a boat full of people, yet there wasn’t a single person on the boat. How is that possible?

What can run but can’t walk?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who gets to the banana first” the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

What has three ways out and just one way in?

There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

What lion hunts under water?

When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?

What is the longest word in the English language?

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

I travel all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?

How many months of the year have 28 days?

What building has the most stories?

What three letters change a girl into a woman?

How many sides are there to a circle?

What do you call a camel with 4 humps?

In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?

A king, a queen, and two twins all lay in a large room. How are there no adults in the room?

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Why does a giraffe drink more water in January than in February?

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

I have two coins equaling fifteen cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

I have 4 legs but never run. What am I?

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?

What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?

How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?

What does a house wear?

What kind of murderer is full of fiber?

I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?

How does a bee get to school?

What kind of running leads to walking?

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Why is England the wettest country?

How do you make the number one disappear?

What goes up but never comes down?

What tastes better than it smells?

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What’s the first thing a gardener puts in his garden at the beginning of the year?

A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away.
The ball came back immediately at the same speed.
No one else and no object have been involved.
The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do that?

How many seconds are there in a year?

What table can you eat?

What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?

On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

When does a man really like being alone?

During what month do people sleep the least?

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Imagine you’re in a room that is filling up with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?

What has four legs like a dog, two eyes like a dog, looks just like a dog but is not a dog?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?

What is special about the number 854,917,632?

In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?

What has thirteen hearts but no other organs?

A boy and an engineer were fishing.
The boy is the son of the engineer but the engineer is the father of the boy.
Then who is the engineer?

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.” A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn’t say a word.
He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied. How can this be? (Hint: it’s a trick question!)

In what sort of glass should you never pour expensive wine?

When do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?

What has a tail and a head, but no body?

If you feed me, I live. If you give me a drink, I die. What am I?

What disappears the second you start talking about it?

What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion issues?

How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?

A man went for a horseback trip on Friday. He returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?

What’s got feathers but no wings?

Why are As like flowers?

What fruit can you never cheer up?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

I am a rock group with four members. All dead, one was assassinated. What am I?

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

What would be sure to find in the middle of Toronto?

Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. Can you spell that without any Rs?

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

If you’re 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

How many sides does a circle have?

If it took 6 people 9 hours to build a barn, how long would it take 12 people to build the same barn?

Which will burn longer: the candles on the birthday cake of a boy or the candles on the birthday cake of a girl?

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police.
The police went to the crime scene and question the wife and staff and got these alibis: The wife said she was sleeping, the cook was eating breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, the butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

A man is found hanging dead from the ceiling of a room.
The room’s dimensions are 15 x 15 x 15. The man is only 6ft tall and the rope was only 2ft long.
There are no windows and only one door into the room.
The door is bolted shut from the inside and there is a puddle of water under the man.
How did he kill himself?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?

Who lives an exhausting life?

What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?

What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?

What can you see twice in a week or once in every year – but not once in million months?

Where does Friday always come before Thursday?

What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?

Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football agent?

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some leftover?

If you multiply me by any other number, the answer will always remain the same. What number am I?

What English word does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great person, while the entire word signifies a great woman.
What is the word?

Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

Can somebody who lives in New York be buried in New Jersey?

What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion issues?

What’s got many, many keys – but is unable to open any door?

If you have 1 cent and you triple it every day, how many dollars will you have after 27 days?

What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them plays a guitar?

Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?

What gets quickly wet while drying?

A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters…what am I?

Why does a giraffe eat so little?

I add five to nine, and get two. The answer is correct, but how?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

What is dirty after washing?

What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can sing without an ear?

What can you break without having to touch it?

What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

What does a teddy bear do when it rains?

A grandfather, two fathers, and two sons went to the movie theater together and everyone bought one movie ticket each. How many tickets did they buy in total?

I move at a tremendous speed, as fast as a car, and yet I’m always at the same place. What am I?

A mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many people are in the family?

What’s the one place where it’s impossible to face backwards?

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, “they are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two.” How many daughters does he have?