Stupid Riddles 💩 in 2025

Why are chefs mean?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

I am known as a fruit but take out the first letter and the second letter, and you’ll call me an animal, and if you take away my first and last letters, I’ll be a musical genre. Who am I?

Why did the volcano get a fine?

I am a word with more than 100 letters in it. What am I?

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

What does absolutely everything end in?

Why didn’t the cheetah buy a car?

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A butcher was 5.6″, what does he weigh?

What is a racket’s favorite veggie?

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A plane crashed brutally with just a few survivors. It landed on the India-Pakistan border. Where did they bury the survivors?

They have eight fingers. They also have a pair of thumbs. But they aren’t alive. What are they?

How does the grim reaper like his coffee?

What sport is a sheep’s favorite?

In a one-storied pink house, everything in the house is pink in color. The lamp, the floor, the sofa, the TV and the kitchen too. So what color are the stairs?

There are two coins that add up to 30 cents. One of these coins is not a nickel. What are the two coins?