Dad Riddles 👨 in 2024

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What has teeth but cannot bite?

What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?

What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?

There were two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?

What has many keys, but cannot open a door?

How would your dad say is the best way to count cows?

What does your father call an obese psychic?

When you’re dad is the first one into the swimming pool and you ask, “How’s the water,” what will he say?

When it’s alive we sing, when it dies we clap. What is it?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A single Dad named Mark was left to raise 3 kids… Billy, Harry, & Mark.

Billy left for college in 2019.
Harry left in 2020.
Mark left in 2023.

Who left first?

What does you dad answer when you ask him what the movie he’s watching is about?

A full bus was traveling over a bridge. No one gets off the bus, but when it gets to the other side there isn’t a single person left. How is this possible?

What has no body and no nose?

If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?